Collegiate Christmas Time

"Twas the week before exams, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, Jell-O shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' Were to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the BEER!!"

- Jake "Hardcore" Hack